According to authorities there has been a huge surge of new Herpes cases in California! Specially during Coachella! From April 12 to April 21, 1,105 cases reported in Indio, Coachella Valley, Palm Desert, Los Angeles, San Diego County, and Orange County. These are the same locations that the festival goers came from!
GEEZ!! Maybe we should change the name to Condomchella instead!!!